I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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