Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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