I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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