Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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