One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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