I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Let the clothes fall where they may.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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