you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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