Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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