Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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