I want to make a zoo with you.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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