I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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