Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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