I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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