im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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