lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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