i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
