i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I am naked and annoyed.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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