No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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