We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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