More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
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he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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