ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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Two words: blizzard sex
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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