I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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