Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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