ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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