I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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