Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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