found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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