I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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