Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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