At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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