omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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