Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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