dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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