I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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