so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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