But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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