Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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