have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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