well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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