Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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