is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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