i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Redeem this text for a blowjob
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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