Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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