Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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