How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i came on her dog
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Randomize
