is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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