Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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