I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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