shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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