It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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