We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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