And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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